| Name: | Jeffrey T. Osmon (Jones) |
| Age: | 24 |
| Birthplace: | Seoul, South Korea |
| Western zodiac: | Aquarius |
| Eastern zodiac: | Rabbit |
| Virtues: | honesty, openness, perseverance, loyalty, diligence |
| Vices: | sarcasm, pessimism, apathy, sleeping way too much, Chinese food |
| Instruments: | guitar, bass, piano |
| Other projects: | The Ghost Children, Sparrow, Broken Toys, Hatta, pewpew |
| Day job: | Superhero |
| Favorite bands: | Wilco, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, Eels, The Mountain Goats |
| Favorite movies: | American Beauty, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World |
| Favorite books: | The Great Gatsby, A Tale of Two Cities, The Iliad, Hamlet, Dreamcatcher |
| Favorite games: | Videogames: Halo, Final Fantasy, Street Fighter / Not videogames: Euchre, Chess |
| Biggest musical influence: | Jeff Tweedy |
| Favorite Piasa song: | Springtime |
| Outside interests: | apples, baked goods, coloring, depersonalization disorder, electrity, fireworks, grocery shopping, hotel management, iridescence, jazz, kandi, love, mellotrons, nickels, opera (internet browser), powerpoint presentations, queues, ridiculous hats, stargazing, triplets, underwater basket weaving, vuvuzelas, wombats, xylophones, yankee hotel foxtrot, zithers |
