| Name: | Brandon Hagen, "Hagen" |
| Age: | 25 |
| Birthplace: | French Lick, IN |
| Western zodiac: | Aquarius |
| Eastern zodiac: | Rabbit |
| Virtues: | Responsibility, Wit, Commitment, Creativity, Dependability |
| Vices: | Jealousy, Stubbornness, Indecisiveness, Cynicism, Condescension |
| Instruments: | drumset, hand percussion, mallet percussion, guitar, piano |
| Other projects: | N/A |
| Day job: | Little Caesars, General Manager |
| Favorite bands: | The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Death Cab for Cutie, Wilco |
| Favorite movies: | Inception, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Once, American Beauty, Identity |
| Favorite books: | "Of Mice and Men", "The Grove" |
| Favorite games: | Halo series, Call of Duty series, Starfox 64, Phase 10, Euchre |
| Biggest musical influence: | Glenn Kotche, John Bonham, Jason McGerr |
| Favorite Piasa song: | This Time |
| Outside interests: | watching movies, listening to music, spending time with my girlfriend, playing guitar, hanging out with friends |
