| Name: | Zach Guenzel (a.k.a. Clownfish, a.k.a. Spurius Furius, a.k.a. Evil Puffball, a.k.a. Josh) |
| Age: | 27 |
| Birthplace: | Saint Louis, Missouri |
| Western zodiac: | Aries |
| Eastern zodiac: | Rat |
| Virtues: | Can hum & whistle at the same time, can cook food decently well, impeccable grammar (when I feel like it), dependable, reliable (which is slightly different from 'dependable') |
| Vices: | strong penchant for depression & self-destructive behavior, ummm..... et cetera.... |
| Instruments: | piano, pipe organ, mallet percussion, violin (kinda), great highland bagpipes, guitar, slide whistle, vibra-slap, flexi-tone, triangle, kazoo |
| Other projects: | Making music in as many ways possible. |
| Day job: | What's that? |
| Favorite bands: | Simon & Garfunkel, Wilco, Ben Folds Five, Ott, Boards of Canada |
| Favorite movies: | Airplane, Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, Snatch, Les Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain, Slapshot |
| Favorite books: | Ecclesiastes, Lives of a Cell, Sentenced to Prism, The Things They Carried, The Perks of Being a Wallflower |
| Favorite games: | Descent (all three), Micro$oft Flight Simulator (since FS 5!), Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold, Shadow Warrior, Duke Nukem 3D |
| Biggest musical influence: | César Franck |
| Favorite Piasa song: | Ex-Communication |
| Outside interests: | Railroads and railroad photography, small towns, eusocial vespid nest architecture, thunderstorms (and mesocyclones and supercells and all that technical jargon), other languages. |
